[A sudden surge of passion! Our sensitivity exploded, followed by waves of internal spasms and orgasms!] I was teased and bullied at school for being a virgin, so my troublesome childhood friend came to my house out of concern. "What are you doing? You're pathetic!" she yelled, scolding me. She didn't understand my feelings, so I told her, "Okay, it'll all pass when you're no longer a virgin!" She agreed sympathetically, "What? You're so stupid…"